1. macintush:

    it’s beat down! time!

    (Source: codeinewarrior, via parkingstrange)

     

  2. sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

    (Source: peachvenom, via sexy-nugget)

     
  3. crash-has-twinkletoes:

    foodchewer:

    i don’t think she can change her mind

    she said yes but her finger said no

    (Source: memewhore, via ionlylovebooks)

     

  4. godblesstyleroakley:

    2srooky:

    andystjohn:

    'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

    hey hey
    you you
    i don’t like your fun fact

    No way
    No way
    I think you need to stop that

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  5. therailz:

    when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

    image

    (via nickiminajvevo)

     
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  7. stability:

    Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

    (via ionlylovebooks)

     
  8. parchedforpaynis:

    This is some next level thirst.

    (via ionlylovebooks)

     

  9. myskin-is-mycanvas:

    artisticalove:

    approvinqly:

    I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

    This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

    please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

    1. me: my arm hurts
    2. mom: it's the computer
    3. me: my eyes hurt
    4. mom: it's the computer
    5. me: i have a nosebleed
    6. mom: it's the computer
    7. me: i have a fever
    8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
    9. me: im pregnant
    10. mom: it's the computer
    11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
    12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it