1. visiblecc1:


    if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

    The elemelons

    (via thesassydoctor)


  2. captainmjolnir:

    People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

    that was the point???

    like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

    It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

    You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

    (Source: gameofbooze, via thesassydoctor)

  5. rubee:


    this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them


    (Source: pocula, via ionlylovebooks)

  6. epluspdegeneres:


    ellen is my spirit animal.

    I’ve been waiting for this gifset

    (Source: princessbeagle, via ionlylovebooks)


  9. axedeodorant:

    *walks into a kindergarten room* ok i need four of your finest students and a table. we are goin to make a fuckin at&t commercial

    (via ionlylovebooks)


  10. streaklng:

    i dont want to be just one thing…

    i want to be rich. and cool and hot and smart and famous

    (via nickiminajvevo)